A：What?
B：What happened with that guy at the café?
A：nothing.
B：But you’re crazy about him.
A：Yes, I am.
B：Why don’t you run off with him? What are you waiting for?
A：I don’t actually know him.
B：Really?
A：I only know him through the … you are not gonna believe this.
B：Oh, let me guess. Through the internet?
A：Yes.
B：Hmm. ' You’ve got mail.'