第1季第1集 莫妮卡的新男友

01 The One Where Monica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Version)

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]

Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!没什么好说的!他不过是我的同事!

Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!少来了，你和那个人一起出去!拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题!

Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece?打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。他驼背?既驼背又带假发?

Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?慢着，他吃粉笔吗?

(They all stare, bemused.)

Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!我只是不想你重蹈我和卡尔的覆辙。

Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.各位别急，这不算约会。我们不过是出去吃晚餐，而且不做爱。

Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.听起来好像是说我的约会。

[Time Lapse]

Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.记得中学时代的梦，我站在自助餐厅，突然发现自己全身赤裸。

All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.我做过那样的梦。