剧情简介：拉里是一名消防员，他想让自己的一双儿女能够成为自己高额保险的受益人，却苦于妻子亡故自己又没有找到意中人。他灵机一动找到自己在消防队最好的兄弟，花花公子查克，提议俩人假扮同性恋……

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Larry: Yeah. Domestic partnership.

Chuck: Domestic partnership. You mean like faggots?

Larry: No. I mean, yeah, but, no, not us, obviousIy. No, no, not, you know... It's just on paper, really.

Chuck: Paper faggots?

Larry: Okay, look, the accepted vernacular is "gay", but, yeah.

Chuck: I'm gonna get something to drink.

Larry: All right.

Chuck: I'm gonna have to pass.