A：No, Vince, not next week. Now. You need to guarantee me 5 percent.

不，文斯，下星期不成。我要你现在就保证我能拿百分之五。

B：But you just said 4 percent!

但你才刚说过百分之四的!

A：If the next word out of your mouth isn't Yes it's going up to 6 percent.

若是下一个从你嘴中冒出来的字不是好，就会涨到百分之六了。

B：Yes! OK, yes. Stop it! You are just ruthless.

好!好就好吧。别再来了。你真是心狠手辣。

A：That's why you love me. One other thing. Did you leave me a note this morning on a green post-it?

所以你才爱我啊。还有件事。你今天有留张绿色便利贴在我桌上吗?

：I don't think so. Mine are yellow. Why?

我想没有吧。我的是黄色的。怎么?

B：Never mind. I'm looking for somebody who uses green.

别放在心上。我在找用绿色的人。

注释:

1)guarantee (v.) 保证

2) ruthless (a.) 冷血无情的

3) Never mind. 别在意，别放在心上