A：People are funny.
B：They sure are.
A：Did you hear about the pilot?
B：The one that stole a small plane?
A：Yes, he stole a plane in Canada and flew into the U.S.
B：Did they catch him?
A：Yes. After two U.S. fighter jets followed him for an hour, he landed on a highway.
B：Did he crash?
A：No, he just landed the plane and walked to a restaurant.
B：Did the cops find out why he flew into the U.S.?
A：His life sucked. He was hoping a fighter jet would shoot him down.
B：Poor guy.