[Upside Down by Jack Johnson playing]
Who's to say What's impossible
Well, they forgot This world keeps spinning
And with each new day
I can feel a change in everything
And as the surface breaks, reflections fade
But in some ways, they remain the same
And as my mind begins to spread its wings
There's no stopping curiosity
I want to turn the whole thing upside down
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
I'll share this love I find with everyone
We'll sing and dance to Mother Nature's songs
I don't want this feeling to go away
[Growling]
Who's to say I can't do everything
Well, I can try
And as I roll along I begin to find
Things aren't always just what they seem
I want to turn the whole thing upside down
I'll find the things they say just can't be found
I'll share this love I find with everyone
We'll sing and dance to Mother Nature's songs
This world keeps spinning
And there's no time to waste
Well, it all keeps spinning, spinning round and round
And upside down
Who's to say what's impossible and can't be found
I don't want this feeling to go away
Please don't go away
Please don't go away
Please don't go away
Is this how it's supposed to be
Is this how it's supposed to be
TED: Now, as I was saying, life was a constant struggle for survival.
Australopithecus had no time to enjoy himself...
because around every corner was danger.
BOY 1: Way to go. BOY 2: Oh, good one.
It wasn't until an amazing discovery...
that man was able to take time and enjoy life.
And why was that?
What made Ogg and Grogg's life so much better?
A video game? No.
The Internet? No.
A rocket sled? A mountain of chocolate.
Star stickers? No.
Look. No, no, that wasn't a real question. Peanut butter?
That's right.
Fire.
[Ted exclaiming]
Look at that. Impressive, huh?
Miss Dunlop, why do we have to come to this boring museum every single week?
It's not boring. It's very interesting.
This led to hot dinners.
Eventually became the microwave. BOY: Three, two, one.
Oh! Oh, no.
Hot. Fire's hot.
Yes. Where was I?
Hey, is that a real spear? BOY: Can we play with it?
Kids, a museum is a place where we observe. We don't play.
This stinks. What else can we do?
Yeah, this is boring. MAGGIE: Children, be polite.
Lunchtime! Yeah, lunch.
TED: Lunchtime? It's only 9:00 a.m.
Buddy system. Stay with your buddies.
Oh, well, each kid has a buddy so they can all keep track of each other.
Everyone needs a partner, right?
Oh, yeah. I'm not following.
Well...
Lungfish! Excuse me?
Next Thursday, I'm going to talk to your class about the lungfish...
the closest living relative of the tetrapods.
It's pretty great. I look forward to hearing it.
You know, I look forward to all your Thursday lectures.
I wish today was Thursday.
I mean, I know that it's Thursday. Don't worry.
I just meant, when it's not, I wish it was. It's not a big deal.
Here.
I should go catch up to my lungfish. I mean, class.
[Whispering] Way to go, Maggie. Way to go.
I'll see you next week, Miss Dunlop.
Oh, how embarrassing.
Ted? Mr. Bloomsberry.
Walk with me, Ted.
I'm afraid that Ogg and Grogg, all of our friends here...
they're just not bringing in the crowds like they used to.
What do you mean?
It breaks my heart, but I have to sell the museum. We're broke.
Broke? Mr. Bloomsberry, the museum can't close!
I have no choice, Ted. Museum attendance is down.
No one's buying anything from the gift shop.
Even the glow-in-the-dark star stickers?
Even the glow-in-the-dark star stickers.
Man, I love those.
I especially love the Milky Way... Wait!
What will happen to the museum?
Well, I'm glad you asked. Junior?
Lt'll be torn down and a parking lot put in its place...
with high hourly rates and no daily maximums.
Ka-ching!